Directed by Jonathan Levine.
Written by Jonathan Levine.
Starring Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby and Ben Kingsley.
Release Year: 2008
Review Date: 7/23/08
I wanted "The Wackness" to be better,
possibly because my man Brett "$20 on Black" Stone told me that it
was bad-ass, possibly because I thought it was a period piece from
the heart of the good hip-hop era. Where does it stumble?
Oh, a lot of places...but, that doesn't mean it was ALL bad.
Josh Peck plays our 18-year-old hero/loser,
Luke; it's 1994 in New York City, and amidst Kurt Cobain's suicide,
B.I.G.'s release of the now-classic "Ready to Die" album, and
Nintendo, Luke is just trying to graduate high school to enjoy his
last summer living at home. To make money, he's deals pot; to
make friends, he hangs out with his shrink, Dr. Squires (Ben
Kingsley); to make love to "the ladies", he makes moves on a
too-cool-for-school teen--and stepdaughter of Dr. Squires--named
Stephanie (Olivia Thirlby, the best friend character from
weaves his way through his three months mainly behind the power of
hip-hop, so the soundtrack of tracks from Nas, Tribe, Biggie, etc.
all works wonders if you are a fan.
Unfortunately, the movie isn't just the
soundtrack, or the fun references to rolled jeans, Game Boys,
"Forrest Gump" and other kitschy product placements throughout the
film. As good as Kingsley is--and, no one does dirty bastard
old guy better--he has to work with a cast that is, to say the
least, less than stellar, led off by Peck, who apparently has worked
on TV for some time now (Nickelodeon) but looks overmatched here as
the on-again/off-again "street" lead. Some of this has to be
the direction, because it was baffling to watch our man Luke go from
conversation with teens to other conversations with teens, sometimes
straight hip-hop, sometimes...not. One just guesses, without
having read writer/director Jonathan Levine's bio, that this is a
biography of our director, and as such, maybe Levine thought Peck
best embodies him...unfortunately, we get a lot of Peck, and that's
not a good thing.
Thirlby is not bad, but Famke Janssen, as
the doctor's estranged wife, is bad; Method Man playing a Jamaican
drug dealer is also a bad idea. (Apparently, they just
couldn't have Meth play a black American drug dealer.)
Mary-Kate Olsen is not bad as an actress, but again, her scenes are
very poor, and it feels like she is acting as she spends a drunken
night with Luke and the doctor at a neighborhood bar. Other
mistakes pop up--turning the film into a rite-of-passage sex film
mid-movie didn't work for me, long stretches between laughs also
hurts the film, and having the parents be a disaster might describe
the director's real life, but in a movie, you will say to yourself
"here we go again!" when we see that the parents are always
fighting, money is tight, blah blah blah.
The movie teases with above-average-ocity
throughout, though, and that keeps you watching. Plus, even as
some of the scenes are bad, you get to rock out to a KRS-One song,
so you let it slide. "The Wackness" is average, but it isn't a
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