Directed by Alexander Payne.
Written by Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor. Based on the
novel by Rex Pickett.
Starring Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen and
Release Year: 2004
Review Date: 11/14/04
I loved "Election", I loved
and when I heard that director Alexander Payne was putting out
another flick I was all over it.
This time around it's "Sideways." Paul
Giamatti plays Miles, a character in the mold of nearly every
character that Giamatti plays--Miles is running out of hair, he's
neurotic, he's feeling sorry for himself thanks to a divorce and a
book that will probably not get published. When the film
opens, Miles picks up his longtime buddy Jack (Thomas Haden Church),
his former roommate at San Diego State and a man just a week from
being married to a beautiful Armenian woman in LA. Miles,
Jack's best man, has a week of fun planned for the twosome, which in
Miles' mind is wine tasting, golf, and lots and lots of good food.
Jack has, well, other ideas. Miles and
Jack head north of LA to a few stops on a mini wine tour and they
spend a lot of their time getting into varying degrees of trouble.
And, they drink a lot.
When "Sideways" was over, my friend Wendy
"Call my Agent" Robison said it best--it's really an adult movie.
Not because it's rated R or because it has middle-aged folks doing
this, that and whatever; it's adult because the "fun" these guys get
into is a much more mature, much more adult kind of fun that really
won't appeal to someone whose idea of "partying with the girls" is
not a picnic in the middle of a vineyard. So, I think that
many people I know--surely the more mature, wine-smart friends I
have--will absolutely love "Sideways", because for many parts of
this adventure, they will have first-hand experience.
For me, the most expensive wine I drink is
Mountain Dew. I have wine bottles in my apartment, but now
that I think about it, I don't really know why, because I seriously
know NOTHING about it. Even better than this is the fact that
I have four bottles of wine here, and I don't even have a
corkscrew. So, I would say roughly 40 of the film's 120
minutes flew right over my head, from the wine discussions, to the
tastings, to the deep thoughts on wine and its place in the world,
to grapes, to all of it. There are times when that doesn't
matter; maybe the best exchange in the movie comes when Miles and
Jack are discussing a dinner date with two women (the love interests
played by Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh) and beforehand, they argue
over merlot. I don't know if merlot is good, bad, high or low
in the wine hierarchy, but I know that watching Giamatti's Miles
yell about it was killing me.
So, throwing out all of that wine stuff,
"Sideways" still has many great moments and is generally
entertaining. Giamatti has mastered this character type so his
performance is a no-brainer; at times, Church is really funny,
although his line delivery looks unnatural occasionally.
There's aren't any really cool or really funny or really dramatic
minor performances here; no characters like the members of Dermot
Mulroney's family in "About Schmidt" that give a film that extra je
ne sais quoi. But, the screenplay (based on a novel by Rex
Pickett) has some really great drama; as Wendy mentioned, even if
Giamatti is a master of the art form, he digs deep for some of these
scenes as you can sense his character is really hit hard by some
news he hears throughout the film. The soundtrack is a good
match for what's going on by being very understated throughout; it
feels like a step above elevator music but I loved that it never got
in the way of what was happening, just providing some soothing
sounds while characters drank their wine and chatted.
I liked "Sideways"; I was on the fence
between Matinee and $9.50 Show, but nothing about the film makes me
think I need to see it again. It seems like the last two days
before Jack is set to be married are drawn out a bit; sure, there
are some GREAT laughs near the end and a couple of revelations about
the characters involved, but part of me just kind of wanted it to be
over. "Sideways" is not as strong as "Election" (my favorite
of the three Alexander Payne films I have seen) either, so I'll
admit that the bar is kind of high for my expectations. Check
it out, though...and, like I said, if you like and know wine, I'll
bet that you will really love this film.
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