"Scary Movie 2"
Directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans.
Written by Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Craig Wayans, Alyson
Fouse, Greg Grabianski, Dave Polsky and Michael Anthony Snowden.
Starring Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans and James Woods.
Release Year: 2001
Review Date: 7/4/01
Hey, it was "Cats & Dogs" or this one...and,
I chose this one. Maybe I should have gone to the other one
Well, maybe not. There is some value to
"Scary Movie 2"...mostly due to James Woods. Woods appears in
"Scary Movie 2" only at the beginning, as the minister that tries to
exorcise a demon that looks VERY similar to the possessed little
girl from "The Exorcist." Along with fellow minister Andy Richter
(Conan O'Brien sidekick), Woods has the best lines in the movie.
The plot of this sequel is ripped straight
from the plot for "The Haunting"...or "House on Haunted Hill",
depending on the scene. From there, Keenan Ivory Wayans and his
writers rip off about a dozen major releases from the last couple of
years: the aforementioned films, plus many others including
"Dude, Where's My Car?",
"Charlie's Angels", "Dirty Harry",
"What Lies Beneath",
"Hollow Man", "Scream 2", "Ghostbusters",
"Hannibal", the recent Nike basketball commercials featuring famous ballhandlers, and
"Save the Last Dance." This would be fantastic,
if you have seen all of these films...lucky for me, I have seen them
all. If you haven't seen some of these movies, you miss the joke
Here is the problem, though: even though I
HAVE seen all of those movies, the parody of them is not often very
funny in "Scary Movie 2." The "Charlie's Angels" sequence and the
"M:I-2" scenes, for example, fall flat on their collective faces.
And, the scenes that aren't parodies are oftentimes some of the
nastiest scenes you are going to see this year. This is no
different from the first "Scary Movie", but it did seem that Wayans
relied more on nastier things in this sequel, like Chris Eliott's
nasty caretaker character; his deformed hand is used in WAY too many
situations for extended periods of time. One too many penis sight
gags and a few too many puke and excrement cracks make this one a
little uncomfortable sometimes. And, what is it with these movies
and cum shots? Once again, a character is literally blown through a
wall by the force of someone else's ejaculation; it was almost
completely unfunny because it was so predictable.
[As I was with the first "Scary Movie", I am
absolutely amazed that this movie only got an 'R', not an 'NC-17.'
Clearly, Miramax exercised some more pull with the ratings board to
get things like a "cameltoe" joke into this movie. When you see it,
you'll know what I mean. Or, maybe it was when one character is
giving himself a blowjob that I wondered, "Man, are you kidding
"Scary Movie 2" is horribly edited, acted,
and written, but my roommate Keith and I (along with our packed
house audience) did laugh heartily often enough to recommend a
viewing when this one comes out on video. The Nike sequence, along
with Woods' exorcising and the "Hollow Man" interpretation all are
funny and there are decent one-liners spouted by the cast along the
way. Catch this one around Christmastime, when it arrives on DVD.
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"Opening Weekend": This is
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exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
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it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
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Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard