Directed by Jamie Babbit.
Written by Abdi Nazemian and Micah Schraft.
Starring Camilla Belle, Elisha Cuthbert, Martin Donovan and Edie
Release Year: 2005
Review Date: 9/2/06
Not one to pass up a shot at seeing the
lovely Elisha Cuthbert (little girl Bauer once upon a time, from
"24"), I decided to use my newfound free time after a half-day at
work to catch the indie drama "The Quiet" at the local
multiplex...the film was a mixed bag, but what a creepy crawly mixed
bag it was.
That's because our girl Cuthbert plays Nina,
high school cheerleader and unruly daughter of parents Paul and
Olivia Deer (Martin Donovan and Edie Falco). When the film
opens, Nina is adjusting to life at home with Dot (Camilla Belle), a
deaf 17-year-old that has moved in following the death of her
father, her only surviving parent. Paul and Olivia were family
friends of the father, and have opted to take pity on Dot by
allowing her to move in and live with them; Nina doesn't like her
new "freakish" live-in sister because...well, we're not sure why, at
least to start.
We do know this much--Daddy is bangin'
Daddy's little girl almost every night after Mom, who is hopped up
on pills due to pain in her now-healed hip, goes to bed.
That's right, kids--incest is on the table early and often in "The
Quiet", much to the dismay of Dot, who finds out about Dad's bad
habit one day when she comes home late from school. What to do
about this? And, what about a discovery that Nina makes one
day about Dot that could destroy Dot's already-fragile world
completely? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!
"The Quiet" is a tough one to make out.
On the one hand, Belle does great work with just her blank stare as
she attempts to make out what anyone is saying to her (or about
her), as her character is a lip-reader. Cuthbert is nasty as
the unstable daughter; Donovan is the best of all, as a father with
a REALLY bad habit of staring at his daugher's ass but as someone
that seems indifferent to the consequences of his actions.
Falco is just a throw-in as the mom, but in her few scenes she is
So the performances are good, but the script
just lacks that extra je ne sais quoi to make this movie worth
watching; a few times, I just sat there in the theater yawning,
wondering where the story would go next but knowing it would not
drop anything really substantial following the shock of learning
that Dad has problems putting his dong into the wrong woman of the
house. Even adding a best friend for Nina that is obsessed
with sleeping with the captain of the basketball team (Shawn
Donovan, Iceman from the "X-Men" films) doesn't add any punch to
this; alternately, having said captain be interested in Dot doesn't
make you want to watch his pursuit of a deaf woman that doesn't have
any interest in having a boyfriend.
So, we are left waiting to watch these
strong performances act out a story that you could give a shit
about. By the time it's over, you get by the fact that the
police skip over any number of pieces of evidence to convict the
wrong suspect in a crime that affects the family, just so you can
leave the theater. "The Quiet" has some interesting moments
but overall becomes a nominal experience.
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setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
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movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
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but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
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Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard