"Notes on a Scandal"
Directed by Richard Eyre.
Written by Patrick Marber. Based on a novel by Zoe Heller.
Starring Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Andrew Simpson and Bill
Release Year: 2006
Review Date: 12/30/06
Is Judi Dench ever going to be bad in a
Maybe she was prior to my first encounter
with her, back in "Goldeneye" in '95; she had been getting nominated
for her acting for the 30 years prior to that, so she was already a
legend when I first learned of her. In the last ten years,
she's been in so many American and British productions I can't keep
up, but I dare say she's been brilliant in all of them.
So, "Notes on a Scandal" is no exception;
Dench plays Barbara Covett, a teacher at the local school who writes
a diary in her spare time and has nothing nice to say about any of
her fellow teachers, especially the newest one, art teacher Sheba
Hart (Cate Blanchett). However, after helping Sheba sort out a
fight between two kids, Barbara hits it off with the school's
newest--and apparently, most beautiful--addition, and the two women
embark on a friendship that means the world...to Barbara.
Sheba doesn't have much time to hang out, because when she's not
hangin' out with her family--including an older spouse (Bill Nighy),
a daughter and a son with Down syndrome--she's bangin' one of her
15-year-old students, Steven Connelly (Andrew Simpson).
Oh, did that come out too quickly?
What, you frown upon 37-year-olds bangin' 15-year-olds?
Yeah, well, Sheba apparently doesn't, and
one day, Barbara finds out about it...but, instead of being a
genuinely-caring friend, Barbara uses the affair as a way to cement
her relationship with Sheba, even holding it over her; if Sheba ends
the affair with the young man, then Barbara promises to be the
bestest best friend EVER!
Yeah, you might have guessed--but certainly,
if you see this, it will be obvious--this Barbara is somewhere
between really insane and totally insane. As such, it's fun to
see how this whole fucking-a-fifteen-year-old bit is going to work
out for the relevant parties, but the theme is one of total
insanity. How could Sheba do such a thing? How could she
KEEP doing such a thing? How will the husband react when he
finds out? How will the nation feel when they learn that
teachers are out there preying on their students?
And, how will Barbara react when Sheba
doesn't feel the need to be there for her new bestest best buddy
when her freakin' cat dies? Exactly!
The energy of the performers, especially in
the second half of the film, is flat-out awesome. Even though
my buddy Chi and I agreed that the film may have been a bit
predictable, you get over such things when the acting is just so
damned good. Will I see it again? No. But, while I
was in there, man, it was fun watching Dench work. Nighy is
always great, and he is allowed to shine late in the movie;
surprisingly, Simpson was very good as the kid with a few sweet
notches on the headboard thanks to his new fuckbuddy--his freakin'
Ultimately, though, I think that "Notes on a
Scandal" is almost too insane; not too insane to be believed, since
teachers sleeping with students is certainly an extreme idea, but in
certain moments, it has a dramatic overflow to it that is a little
bit of a stretch. It made for great cinema, though, so I can't
complain that much. Good times!
Rating: $9.50 Show
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have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
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