"Mr. & Mrs. Smith"
Directed by Doug Liman.
Written by Simon Kinberg.
Starring Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Vince Vaughn.
Release Year: 2005
Review Date: 6/13/05
As light-and-fluffy summer popcorners go,
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith" can't really be much better. For a film
that didn't interest me in its trailers and further scared me
because of its PG-13 rating (action? adventure? adult
language? adult...activities?), I was shocked in a good way
that the film was as good as it was.
The main reason for this is the surefire
chemistry between the two leads. Brad Pitt plays John Smith,
loving husband and owner of a construction company in New York City.
Angelina Jolie plays Jane Smith, John's beautiful wife and the
president of a staff augmentation firm. Unbeknownst to each
other, the two are actually the best assassins in the city.
And, in the course of their business after five (maybe six) years of
being married to each, they have never had to fulfill a contract on
anyone they know...until now.
Doug Liman, who's really only directed three
other films over the last ten years, is picky but seems to know how
to get the job done. That's because he does such great work
making actors seem like they have been lifelong friends or just
really good buddies or just really believable lovers; you go over
his body of work and you see what makes "Go",
Identity" and his home run ball, "Swingers", work...here, Pitt
and Jolie just have a great presence as they run through familiar
action film clichés and somewhat predictable gunplay mayhem.
When the guns aren't firing, there are just great moments between
the two leads; whether they are standing in an elevator or singing
along to a song on the radio or quietly upset at something the other
person has done, all is handled well thanks to Liman's able hand,
especially when he seems to let the actors give an impromptu look at
And, look at the twosome, you will do.
As my buddy Rob echoed afterwards, you just can't help but stare at
the duo--do people get much better looking? It kind of reminds
me of being in Miami; even if you are straight, you find yourself
staring at your own sex because the mix of the clothes, the shades
and "the look" is just right, and even though I do loves me some
Angelina Jolie (her lips are damn near EXPLODING in close-ups), Brad
Pitt is a fine-looking gentlemen. I don't know why the costume
department has him constantly wearing sweaters around the house, but
otherwise, he's a smooth looking mama-jama.
The action scenes are more sparkle than pop;
characters are constantly shooting at each other, but they are not
often hitting anything, and when they do, bodies drop harmlessly
and, well, PG-13-y. But that's okay if the action is slightly
comedic, and at no point are you taking seriously the idea that a
man is ducking rocket-propelled grenades or spinning in a circle and
taking out guys on the third level without actually aiming.
The finale is solid, the car chase is solid, the bang-up sequence
where Smith and Smith go mano-y-mano in their own house has a
beautiful "The War of the Roses" flair to it. The action is
good, certainly not great, and seems to steal heavily from other
films but with MUCH better looking actors.
The film is slow going early, as we find out
why the Smith marriage is falling apart. And, the laughs don't
come as quickly in the first half-hour or so, before the film really
hits its stride. Vince Vaughn, playing John's co-worker (and
seems to be here due to his past relationship with director Liman,
who put him through the paces in "Swingers"), is underutilized and
is the only supporting character of any record, save for a kid that
apparently is on "The O.C.", a show I still have never seen. I
think a few other characters would have livened things up a little,
but not enough to change my opinion of the film. The
soundtrack was a little weak, featuring a caper soundtrack that
didn't fit and some pop tracks that counteract what is happening
on-screen (for example, a quiet happy track playing over the Smiths
fistfighting at home).
But I was quite surprised with "Mr. & Mrs.
Smith"; solid fare, and a good time for anyone looking for a slick
production featuring two of our fine country's biggest stars.
Rating: $9.50 Show
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"Hard Vice": This rating is
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have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
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