"Me, Myself and Irene"
Directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly.
Written by Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly and Mike Cerrone.
Starring Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger.
Release Year: 2000
Review Date: 7/4/00
Ahh, the Farrelly Brothers! Back in '98,
the first summer of the SMRs (Summer Movie Reviews) which has since
been renamed Bellview, "There's Something About Mary"--one of the
Farrelly Brothers' ridiculous creations--won the SMR's top prize as
the best movie of the summer. (It somehow places 27th on AFI's list
of the funniest movies of all time. This, friends, is one of the
worst lists that has ever been created. But, I digress.) So, you
can imagine my excitement when I found out that the geniuses behind
"Dumb and Dumber" and I believe "Kingpin" were at it again.
Libby "Logo" Hiller and I went over to the
local Regal to check out the flick, and unfortunately, this movie is
probably the worst of the four mentioned above. Jim Carrey--taking
time off from more serious acting to go back into "In Living
Color"-mode--stars as a Rhode Island bike cop named Charlie that has
got things pretty fucked up. 18 years ago, he married his
sweetheart only to have her cheat on him with a midget black
super-intelligent limo driver the very next day after they are
married. So, imagine the shock on Charlie's face when he is in the
delivery room after his new wife gets pregnant and all three of his
baby boys are...black! Soon after the children are born, Charlie's
wife finally leaves him for the limo driver, and Charlie spends the
next few years churning over the pain that his rift has caused him.
In the present day, Charlie finds himself
walking around the small town that he presides over wondering why no
one respects his authority. Being the easy-going type, all of the
locals step on him when it comes to obeying the law. Finally,
Charlie loses it...and, he unleashes a split personality named Hank
that, unlike Charlie, is as rude, impolite and violent as they
come. This split causes his police boss (Robert Forster, falling
fast from the Hollywood radar) to send Charlie/Hank on a
vacation...as soon as he delivers a police suspect named Irene
(Renee Zellweger, "Jerry Maguire") to upstate New York's Messina
In my mind, if you are going to see this
movie, you know that it will include a lot of Carrey's physical
comedy. You ALSO know, after seeing "There's Something About Mary",
that these guys can come up with some pretty sick shit. On these
two points, the movie delivers. For the first, say, 45 minutes of
the movie--before Hank starts to show up--I thought that Carrey
wasn't even that good, being upstaged by every other character in
the movie. In particular, the black limo driver and Charlie's three
black kids have much more to do than John Doe-like Charlie. But,
during Hank's first tirade, when he loses it inside the grocery
store and chastises a mother of two about her vaginal cream, the
movie kicks it into high gear, and I was dying as he announces a
price check on that cream, breastfeeds himself with the help of a
well-endowed mom, and, with milk-mustache in place, plows through a
barber shop with a patron's vehicle. It seemed like, from that
point on, all of the Charlie scenes got better and featured Carrey
working his comedic magic...like when he suffers from cottonmouth or
when he is trying to use the bathroom late in the movie.
Hilarious...and, I think after one scene that involved a chicken, I
may never want to eat poultry again!
But, that was just it...no consistently
funny sequences, just some really funny moments. If Carrey has made
any bad movies, those would have to be "Cable Guy" and "Ace Ventura
2: When Nature Calls." With "Ace 2", there was a similar problem:
just some funny scenes with a lot of unfunny things going on in
between. As funny as the scene was, the bit where Charlie—upon
telling his kids that he will be out of town for a few days
escorting Irene to New York--tells them "Now remember, no bitches
after 11!" are scattered amongst some dumb bits with Chris Cooper as
a New York police officer that is on the take and trying to take
down Irene before she can blab her knowledge of drug trafficking and
money laundering to the feds. Or, the scene where Charlie wants to
put a dying cow out of her misery, which I thought would be funny
when it started...but, I found that both the audience and myself
were not laughing by the time Carrey is on the ground mock-choking
the damned thing.
And, there were a couple other things too.
Even though Charlie and Irene have lost their wallets at one point,
why do they seem to always have money for gas, food, and hotel
rooms? I wouldn't have noticed, but in two scenes during the movie,
they claim to have less than $10 between them. Did they rob a
convenience store, or maybe beat up some kids? Eventually, they do
steal some cash from a travel mate named Casper (his in-movie
nickname, amongst many other things, is "Whitey"), but this was near
the end of the film. And, Zellweger--who looks almost exactly like
Joey Lauren Adams ("Chasing Amy") without the annoying voice--seems
to be wearing the same expression the entire film; this may have
been to contrast Carrey's antics and play the straight man, but
perpetually pouting for the entire movie just didn't do it for me.
Ironically, I was hoping that Carrey would have to escort around
that well-endowed mom the entire movie; she was much hotter than
Irene. And, this film features some of the most random cameos in
history: Anna Kournikova, who plays tennis in-between bra
billboards and movies like this, not the other way around; Cam
Neely, retired but still busy; and, the old guy who played Scooter
from "The Dukes of Hazzard!"
This movie does nothing to enhance or
detract from Carrey's profile; it fits right in the middle of the
other films that he has made. I, for one, am hoping that Carrey
does more stuff like "The Truman Show" because I think he is
becoming such a great film actor that he could combine his comedic
skills with a serious part and make a truly special film. "Me,
Myself, and Irene" is not that movie.
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