"The Last Castle"
Directed by Rod Lurie.
Written by David Scarpa and Graham Yost.
Starring Robert Redford, Mark Ruffalo and James Gandolfini.
Release Year: 2001
Review Date: 10/26/01
I rolled over to the local AMC theater for a
matinee today, since movies here are on the cheap at dusk (4-6 PM).
I had wanted to see "From Hell" but it wasn't playing at the
within-walking-distance theater, so I settled on the Robert Redford
prison drama "The Last Castle."
My first question: is Robert Redford a
dinosaur? It seems as if he has been appearing in movies forever.
It also seems that in "The Last Castle", he dialed M for Big Bag of
Money, because he dials this performance in like nobody's business.
This is the prototype for an actor that is "living on reputation."
Delivering his lines like a movie star--and not an actor--Redford's
stoic three-star general is so emotionless that the film simply has
no heart for the first 3/4 of the running time. Sent to a
high-security prison that harbors only disgraced veterans of our
nation's armed forces, Redford's General Irwin is content to just
sit by and wait for his ten-year sentence to come to a close.
Unfortunately, this would be a pretty shitty movie if Irwin did just
My second question: is James Gandolfini
("The Sopranos") the only reason to see this film? Almost. Once
again (he also was the only reason to see the piss-poor adventure
"The Mexican"), he saves a picture from pure formula by painting a
portrait of a more interesting prison warden than movies of this
type care to afford. Gandolfini plays Colonel Winter, a by-the-book
type that truly respects the accomplishments of General Irwin but
puts the general in his place by immediately taking advantage of
him. Of course, the other inmates don't take too well to
that...since it seems that everyone has already heard of this guy
and after watching him lug 25-pound rocks around the prison
courtyard, all the prisoners think he is a total badass.
There are other characters in the film, but
Delroy Lindo's throwaway general and Mark Ruffalo's prison bookie
character are so tried and true I thought the writers of the film
would just call Ruffalo's character "Red", to wink at the
performance of Morgan Freeman in "The Shawshank Redemption", a much
superior prison drama. Robin Wright Penn shows up for exactly one
scene as Redford's scorned daughter, and one wonders how much it
added to the film to have her scene included at all.
The movie's finale--where Irwin leads the
prisoners in an uprising against Winter and his staff--is very good
and very creative, but it takes 90 minutes to get to that point, and
much like this summer's heist flick
"The Score", something just
seems boring about the proceedings leading up to the climax. The
movie is an attractive presentation, well shot, and reasonably
acted. But, much like Gandolfini's character, director Rod Lurie's
production is so by-the-numbers that there is almost no suspense
throughout the film. And, the film features almost no musical
score, and no really tense sequences, until that ending. Judging
from its fifth-place opening last weekend, this film will be on DVD
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yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard