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"The Ladykillers"

Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen.
Written by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen.  Based on the 1955 film.
Starring Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall, Marlon Wayans and J.K. Simmons. 
Release Year:  2004 
Review Date:  4/13/04


Maybe the Coen Brothers--like Steven Soderbergh during his rash of films in 2001 and 2002--need to take a break.

It's not that their update of the Peter Sellers comedy "The Ladykillers" is bad; in fact, at times, it mixes both broad comedy and that classic Coen Brothers eccentricity incredibly well.  A Southern professor, G.H. Dorr (Tom Hanks), has collected a band of four criminals to pull off a riverboat heist somewhere in Mississippi, including an animal trainer named Mr. Pancake (J.K. Simmons), a janitor (Marlon Wayans), a former General-turned-donut-shop owner (Tzi Ma) and a village idiot (Ryan Hurst) that was recruited by Dorr mostly to be the group's resident thug.  Posing as a string quintet, the misfits try to trick a old woman (Irma P. Hall) into letting them use her basement for their "practices"--really a front to use the basement to dig their way to the vault of the bank where the casino keeps its money on shore.

You almost forgot that Tom Hanks even does comedy any more; in "The Ladykillers", his character's tendency to guffaw at his own jokes and to eloquently describe the most mundane of activities is just hilarious.  Maybe even funnier is the running arguments between Pancake and the janitor; by the time they are at a local waffle place and the janitor is screaming

"Yo!  I can't believe you brought your BITCH to the muthafuckin' Waffle Hut!!"

I was howling in the theater.  Little touches in the script (by two older white guys, no less) featuring how society has gone ill since a little song called "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo" came out over fifteen years ago made me laugh, but not the older folks in my audience, since that A Tribe Called Quest classic is amongst the most harmless of verses and I would imagine they don't have a copy of that Tribe anthem.  The gospel sequences, with a band leader that looks like a Morris Day clone circa 1984, were rousing and as always, the cinematography by Coen Brothers regular Roger Deakins is spectacular.

However, as good as some of these things are, I just came out of the theater feeling so-so about "The Ladykillers."  The last ten minutes had a lot to do with that; the comedy of errors that takes place should have been funny, but instead, it cheapened the experience for me.  And, the film just does nothing out of the ordinary, something I have become accustomed to with Coen Brothers films prior to these last two films, which includes "Intolerable Cruelty."  As good as Hanks was, the film plodded at times; a sparse set of locations helped that, since we are relegated to the woman's house and her basement for most of the film.

I'm not really explaining it well, but maybe it's just a gut feeling, really:  "The Ladykillers" relies on the Hanks' performance so much that beyond that, I can't really recommend much about this update.  This might be a great rental, but if you love Coen Brothers flicks then I guess you'll have to see this in a theater!

Rating:  Matinee


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