Directed by Joel Coen.
Written by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, Robert Ramsey and Matthew
Starring George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Release Year: 2003
Review Date: 10/23/03
Love the Coen Brothers, but I was baffled by
this trailer because the Coen Brothers typically don’t do romantic
comedies that are so straight-laced. Of course, with Catherine
Zeta-Jones looking THIS good, you make some exceptions in this life.
LA’s top divorce lawyer, Miles Massey
(George Clooney), gets a stiff challenge one day while hangin’ out
in his office. Womanizing rich guy Rex Rexroth (Edward Herrmann)
has just been caught on video leaving a hotel room with a hooker,
but even though he looks guilty as sin, he wants Massey to bail him
out...AND to find a way to keep his beautiful wife Marylin
(Zeta-Jones) from getting a single penny in settlement. Marylin
seems to have designs on Rex’s money—and ONLY his money—so she hires
counsel to try and take Massey down.
Now, I thought that this plot would take the
whole film to work through, but in fact, all of this is settled and
the case is completed in the film’s first 45 minutes. So, what
fills up the rest? You’ll have to see, but for me, the movie died
after that first case was settled. There were other comic touches
that fit the whacked-out Coen Brothers mold (a hilarious sequence
featuring the firm’s “senior partner” Herb, who lives below the
building and is the most successful lawyer in firm history), and the
film is just beautiful to look at, with impressive cinematography by
Roger Deakins (shot many of the Coen Brothers films, including
Man Who Wasn’t There”). But, the film’s last hour just didn’t click
for me, as “Intolerable Cruelty” becomes a bit predictable and limps
to an ending that is just plain bad.
I can’t fault the performers, all of whom
show up to work in solid form. Clooney’s run of great performances
continues; although he overdoes it at times, his Massey is a
beautiful mix of cocky suave, closet romantic and out-and-out
bastard. Zeta-Jones has never looked this good on film, period.
Her character’s confidence really does make you believe that she
devours rich guys for dinner. The support in the film is mostly
impressive; Billy Bob Thornton, Herrmann, Paul Adelstein (as
Massey’s assistant), and even Julia Duffy look like they are all
having fun. However, this is the first time I can say Cedric the
Entertainer wasn’t at least a little funny in a film role. As the
cameraman that gets Rex on tape early in the film, he shows up in
three more scenes and is bad in all of them; some of that is the
script, I’m sure; some might be the fact that he looks like he is
being directed more than he is used to. More than most, Cedric
looks like he loves doing improv in his scenes, and I can’t tell if
the Coen Brothers gave him that kind of freedom.
Not the best work from the directors of
“Fargo” and “Raising Arizona”, but it isn’t all bad. Not bad for a
run at the theater, but you can’t go wrong waiting four months for
the DVD release.
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