Directed by Brad Bird.
Written by Brad Bird.
Starring the voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L.
Jackson and Jason Lee.
Release Year: 2004
Review Date: 11/10/04
When I first saw the trailer for "The
Incredibles" like a year ago, I was fired up, man. This Pixar
flick, like "Toy
Story 2" and
"Finding Nemo", looked like it had some pretty good potential.
I'll admit that I was slightly influenced by the fact that the
trailer featured music by the Propellerheads, but still, with some
funny lines and the fact that Samuel L. Jackson was voicing one of
the leads, I was thinking this was going to be an easy Opening
The film, which has very obvious shades of
the "Fantastic Four" comics, opens with our heroes, Mr. Incredible
(voice of Craig T. Nelson) and Elasticgirl (Holly Hunter), taking
down bad guys left and right...only to have one incident go bad,
which leads to a rash of lawsuits against the world's
superheroes. This leads to the creation of the Superhero
Protection Program, exiling all superheroes to a life behind the
scenes as they try to stay out of sight, unable to save the world at
a moment's notice.
15 years later, Mr. Incredible and his wife
Elasticgirl are busy raising a family and trying their best to lead
normal lives...until one day, Mr. Incredible is called back into
duty to stop a menacing robot on a remote island. Little does
he know that it might be one big trap...so with the help of his
family and his old buddy Frozone (Jackson), he's got to take down
The Man before it's too late!
I don't know what it was about "The
Incredibles", but I do know this--that first half-hour nearly killed
it for me, it was so boring. Sure, we need writer/director
Brad Bird to give us a numbing reality of what it might be like for
a former superhero to try and work in an insurance office, but at
times, it was so boring that I was struggling to stay awake.
When Mr. Incredible finally gets an assignment and a problem that
needs resolving, the film starts to show some life, and over the
course of the movie's run time it does get to be pretty cool by the
time it's all over. But, the pacing isn't very strong over the
film's first half, or as strong as it was in the other Pixar films,
since "The Incredibles" just isn't as funny as the scripts for the
other Pixar flicks.
Yes, the animation's awesome. I loved
the voice work by Nelson and Hunter; I loved the cool little gadgets
and sets that were dreamed up by the filmmakers. But balanced
with the need for some cool spy action, or a jazzed soundtrack, or
even the occasionally funny line, "The Incredibles" just doesn't get
you excited. There were a number of kids in my audience and
they didn't seem to be as juiced as they have been when I have left
other kid flicks in the recent past. Some of the better
lines--one that comes to mind occurs when Frozone is talking to Mr.
Incredible about an anecdote where he took advantage of a bad guy
who was "monologue-ing", maybe the funniest idea in the script--will
fly right over kids' heads, and much of the film's humor is witty,
not guffaw-worthy, again forcing some viewers to scratch their heads
at all that was going on.
Even the five-minute intro sketch, a short
called "Boundin'", was uninspired and surprisingly flat.
There's plenty of good things about "The Incredibles", but in almost
every good instance there's something bad to match up with.
And, who okayed this thing being nearly two hours long? Why
are these films so long these days? "The Incredibles" could
have easily been 20 minutes shorter, easy. Come on!
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yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
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