Directed by Neil Burger.
Written by Neil Burger. Based on a short story by Steven
Starring Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, Jessica Biel and Rufus
Release Year: 2006
Review Date: 8/3/06
Free has been good to me so far in August:
three flicks in three days, all sponsored by somebody else.
I've had a good run so far this month but with "The Illusionist",
the new fantasy film by writer/director Neil Burger, my run of good
luck had to end sometime.
The film is not all bad, just uneven in
terms of quality and then slapped with an ending that everyone in
the theater could see coming. Edward Norton plays the title
character, a magician living in Vienna near the turn of the 20th
century named Eisenheim who has the ability to create
sleight-of-hand tricks that are truly unique, like the ability to
create apparitions and make plants grow out of thin air. When
we meet him, he's being hauled away by the police, led by Chief
Inspector Uhl (Paul Giamatti, making me forget about
the Water" quite nicely), for fraud charges stemming from his
ridiculous magic act. Uhl meets with his superior, a prince
named Leopold (Rufus Sewell, most recently the bad guy from
of Zorro"), and we get to learn what got us to that point--Eisenheim's
peasant childhood, his friendship with the rich girl next door
(later played by Jessica Biel), Eisenheim's early performance career
and the present day, where he is reunited with his former neighbor
at a chance performance and rekindling of the flames drives the
story in another direction.
I loved the performances of three of the
four leads; Biel surprised me because normally, she's complete
dogshit (even IF she's a hottie). Giamatti looks like he is
having a blast in this part, and his energy gives the film a boost
whenever he's on the case of the traveling magician. The magic
tricks that Eisenheim gives us are so far-fetched that you just kind
of sit back and marvel at how cool it MIGHT be for someone to have
the power to create butterflies out of thin air, or the vision of a
dead child for an audience to behold. This also takes away
from the film, though--I kind of wish some of the magic tricks were
given more of a background, because as it is, it seems like complete
hokey that any of this is possible. Sewell is a passable bad
guy, one that doesn't go off ranting at things that go wrong...but,
in the few moments where he is truly angry, he ratchets up the juice
during those scenes quite nicely.
Strangely, it's the Norton performance that
is the least interesting; it's some mix of Norton not looking as
interested in the work as normal, combined with an accent that was
neither German nor Austrian, but instead feels vaguely English,
combined with strange reactions at key moments in the film.
There's one in particular that catches your attention--when he finds
a dead body in a stream, he just kind of gives you a "damn...oh
well" look and gets back to the business at hand. Norton's
best moments in "The Illusionist" come whenever he is just walking
around Vienna, wearing the bad-ass goatee; otherwise, he is not the
Ed Norton we have come to know and love.
I don't know what it is, exactly...I just
know that the film doesn't deliver as well as you would think, given
the cast and the material. The sets feel vaguely European, but
nothing about the production design distinguishes itself (which
translates to "Oscar nomination for Costumes and Art Direction"),
and other aesthetics fall flat. "The Illusionist" isn't bad,
but don't feel the need to run out and catch it; there's better
stuff already on the market.
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