"The Great Raid"
Directed by John Dahl.
Written by Carlos Bernard and Doug Miro.
Starring Benjamin Bratt, James Franco, Connie Nielsen and Joseph
Release Year: 2005
Review Date: 8/21/05
"The Great Raid"--which will probably be out
of theaters by the end of the week, it is making so little money--is
a film directed by the same man that did "Rounders", "Joy Ride"
(that little-seen but widely praised thriller about two guys being
hunted by a psycho truck driver) and "The Last Seduction."
This would all normally mean good things; unfortunately, "The Great
Raid" is mostly a piece of fucking shit.
That's because we spend the first 90 minutes
waiting for the raid itself, an operation during World War II to
rescue American POWs being held in a Japanese camp in 1945.
During this painful set of sequences, we have to watch Lt. Mucci
(Benjamin Bratt, who doesn't seem to pick films very well after
"Catwoman") and his well-trained green troops patiently figure
out their situation and then even more patiently move from their
base 15 miles from Cabanatuan all the way to the camp. In
between, we meet just a couple of the men imprisoned at the camp,
including the ranking U.S. POW, Major Gibson (Joseph Fiennes), as
they await their deaths without realizing that a rescue attempt is
already in progress. And, we also get the longing love affair
that is standard-issue for these films, between Gibson and a
resistance leader (Connie Nielsen, from
"Gladiator"), who are trying to get out of this hellhole
together after having been apart for the last three years.
All you need to know is this: the last
30 minutes of "The Great Raid" is very well done, because we are
shown the plan that the Marines will use to get the 500 POWs out of
camp in great detail, and the mission is pulled off almost
flawlessly. In fact, the reality is that with a very limited
force of combined Marine and Filipino forces, our boys took out 800
Japanese soldiers while rescuing every last POW and only suffering
23 casualties. The raid itself is great...too bad the movie
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