"Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence"
Directed by Mamoru Oshii.
Written by Mamoru Oshii. Based on the manga by Masamune
Starring the voices of Akio ‘tsuka, KŰichi Yamadera and Atsuko
Release Year: 2004
Review Date: 9/21/04
While I was in San Francisco over the
weekend, I was hangin' out during the workday and waiting for
friends to get out of those pesky assignments known as "jobs."
"Hey, I like movies...let's go catch a
...so, I did. "Ghost in the Shell 2:
Innocence" was something that on paper should have been a sequel to
"Ghost in the Shell", anime that is in the Legendary category right
alongside films like "Akira." The first "Shell" had a decent
amount of action mixed with some cool storytelling, tales of a
near-future that of course has something to do with conspiracies,
and robots, and machine guns. I remember liking that original,
although I also remember thinking that it should have had much more
"Innocence" is the supposedly long-awaited
sequel, although I was getting along just fine without it until this
thing showed up. In this near-future society, a cyborg cop
named Batou is partnered with an agent from the city's Section 9
unit, some special crimes division that is important later, as we
learn that a series of killings committed by personal service robots
(by "personal service", I mean "sexoid devices") may involve Section
I won't lie--movies like this always seem to
snow me very early on, and "Innocence" is no exception. After
the first five minutes, I was pretty well sure that I would be
asleep sometime after about half an hour, because there was so
little going on. It didn't help that the film was subtitled,
and I hadn't gotten my nap, and there is even less action than there
was in the first film, so save for a couple of brief shootouts, it's
all about characters spouting off Confucius, random proverbs and
personal thoughts about their wives and children.
This gets boring fast. And, I didn't
think that the dialogue really dug deep enough to make me think
about...well, anything, really. The animation is pretty sweet,
and since I don't really watch cartoons on TV at all anymore (I
know, my loss), I'm always entertained by drawn pictures put into
motion. The soundtrack is quite powerful, and it was pretty
amped in my theater last week; it won't win any awards or anything,
but the music was definitely epic and never devolved into a
standard-issue techno soundtrack when guns were blazing.
Aesthetically, "Innocence" was just fine.
But, there was almost nothing going on, and at 100 minutes, you
start to feel the length after about an hour and what choice do you
have besides sleepytime?? I thought manga was about gunfire,
and hot women, and then the deep storyline? You can't have C
without A and B.
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watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
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the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
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