Directed by Bent Hamer.
Written by Bent Hamer and Jim Stark. Based on a novel by
Starring Matt Dillon, Lili Taylor, and Marisa Tomei.
Release Year: 2005
Review Date: 8/29/06
Having had a pretty shitty Monday at
work--one guy that is working for me decided to just not report to
work on his first day at Verizon--I decided to ride my momentary
depression right through the new Matt Dillon flick "Factotum."
The movie's title apparently refers to
someone that performs many jobs...and in this case, that someone is
Hank Chinaski (Dillon), a gruff, alcoholic 30-something writer that
doesn't do much writing--or, certainly, not much good
writing--while wandering around L.A. taking jobs that he is
constantly getting fired from while trying to always find a new
place to sleep. It's a sad life that Chinaski leads, moving
from shit job (a pickle factory) to shit job (boxing brake shoes &
pads) while trying to make sure he hits the bar almost every night.
Sometimes, he even picks up women that love him for no reason
apparent to anyone, like Jan (Lili Taylor), another loser with a
pretty good appetite for sex, and Laura (Marisa Tomei), who spends
every minute either drunk or hung over, in-between keeping up with
her upper-crusty sugar daddy.
"Factotum" would have really put a hurtin'
on my good vibes had I had any coming into the film; the life that
Hank leads is a bad one, and it makes you think about other folks
that work $6-an-hour jobs to get by in this world or many
others...life in a shitty hotel rental or in a world where your only
friend is your next paycheck. Dillon is good in this role;
he's grimy, he's slurring throughout the film, he makes you believe
that he is this guy, not only down on his luck but just down for the
count, in a vicious cycle that he will never return from. His
two leading ladies are also pretty good; Taylor is always great (but
doesn't seem to work very often any more), and Tomei continues her
indie film run with work that shows she's happy to show up looking
like shit to get the job done...I can't think of any time where
she's looked this haggard onscreen, but it works here.
But the film gets weary after a while
because it doesn't do anything but constantly re-establish that Hank
is just about the biggest loser out there. You know his brief
run with cash won't last after he hits it sorta big at the pony
tracks; you know any relationship that is started with a washed-up
boozer won't last; you know that every job Hank takes will not last
much more than a month. Even at 90 minutes, "Factotum" is a
tad too long for a story that is not going anywhere. Soak up
the performances and call it a day.
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exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
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movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
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yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
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