"The Devil Wears Prada"
Directed by David Frankel.
Written by Aline Brosh McKenna. Based on the novel by
Starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Adrian
Release Year: 2006
Review Date: 6/21/06
I had a choice to make tonight--the freebie
I had a pass for to see "Wordplay", and the freebie I had for "The
Devil Wears Prada." I decided to select based on the theater,
and since the latter was playing closer to home, I made the call to
check that one out. And, like clockwork, I blew it again.
It's not that "The Devil Wears Prada" didn't
have promise; in fact, I thought the trailer was decent, and the
idea of Meryl Streep playing Bosszilla made me think this might have
a shot at being average. Streep plays Miranda Priestly, high
priestess at the high-profile style magazine Runway; besides having
the most keen eye in the business, she is a hard-charging megabitch
when it comes to dealing with people at all levels within her
company. After having chewed up a number of assistants, she
hires fresh-outta-Evanston college grad Andrea Sachs (Anne
Hathaway), simply because she's smart and she appears to have
aspirations to get into journalism one day. What Andrea
doesn't realize is that she might be making the worst mistake of her
life--Miranda steps all over Andrea's pride as she berates her at
every turn while being so ridiculously demanding that all of
Andrea's friends and her boyfriend (played by Adrian Grenier, from
"Entourage") beg her to switch jobs. After committing to
herself that she'll stay at Runway for a year, she endures countless
pains to keep up and make the connections that could solidify a
career in journalism.
Streep is great as Miranda; in fact, the
film rightly leans on her to give us the comedy required to drive us
through the film's initial segments. But, the Miranda act gets
old quickly--Streep can only do so much to keep her character
interesting as she constantly stomps her employees' collective soul.
Beyond her, the cast is kind of ehh, the script is really ehh, and
watching Andrea fall down the rabbit hole--predictably going from
awkward neophyte to young sophisticate in just a few months while
alienating all of her former non-work friends--kind of sucks,
because you know where it's going the whole time, even if you
haven't read the novel or seen movies like this before. Our
packed house theater was mostly quiet throughout the
supposedly-funny parts of the movie; I think everyone got a kick out
of Streep, but outside of her, it was chilly in my audience, for
When I got up to leave, I realized that "The
Devil Wears Prada" might be better than I wanted to give it credit
for, but it never creates the feeling that the filmmakers truly
aspired to anything more than a popcorn muncher. Directed by a
regular HBO director (who has worked on "Entourage" as well as "Sex
and the City", "Band of Brothers" and "From the Earth to the Moon"),
the film doesn't feel all that ritzy. The cameos, by models
like Heidi Klum and Gisele, don't feel all that ritzy either.
The film's locations, in New York and what appears to be Paris,
don't inspire awe like they should; maybe this would have been a
better TV movie. As it is, this film will hopefully fade
quietly into the night.
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yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
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