Directed by Neil Marshall.
Written by Neil Marshall.
Starring Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid and
Release Year: 2005
Review Date: 8/7/06
Although I had not seen any previews or
trailers for "The Descent", my friend Karl had seen this film at the
Sundance Film Festival back in January, and he loved it. The
buzz seemed apparent in little snippets that I saw for the film
online, so I was fired up to check this one out...when the online ad
I saw on Yahoo! had the byline of "The Best Horror/Thriller Since
'Alien'", I figured I needed to check this out.
I didn't love "The Descent", I liked
it...but strangely, not for the reasons that I think many others
loved this. The film starts off with three women finishing up
a rafting trip--loving wife and mother Sarah (Shauna Macdonald),
best friend Beth (Alex Reid) and gung-ho adventurer Juno (Natalie
Mendoza). As Sarah's husband and daughter meet the three women
as they de-raft (a word? doubtful), you can tell something is up
between Juno and her other friends, but we get to that later.
Sarah hops in the Land Rover with her family to drive home, but that
gets interrupted by an awful car crash.
Flash forward to a year later--Sarah, Beth
and Juno are meeting up with three other women for a caving
expedition somewhere in the Appalachians, as a way to reunite but
also as a way to get Sarah's mind off of her accident from a year
ago. The six women gear up and head off to a
previously-undiscovered cave nearby...and when the cave entrance
collapses, the six women have to band together to find their way
out. Oh, and did anybody else see that monster hiding in the
corner a second ago?
That last bit is important, because for me,
it forces you to take a different approach to the fear you were
already lined up to experience. Here's what I mean--I LOVED
"The Descent" as a caving drama, because that was absolutely enough
for me to cower in fear, the idea that people would go off to
discover new caves in remote places with spaces tight enough only
for a 5'2", 105-pound woman to explore. And, what happens when
the rocks shift and give way? You are trapped, that's what!
And how will you find your way out? When will you start to go
So, for the first half of the film, I was
pretty hooked. Sure, the chemistry between our leads is not so
good, the dialogue is a little cheesy (or maybe it was "cheeky") and
at times, difficult to understand, since this is a British
production. But, the female adventurer angle is not one we get
in films too often, and one that I was excited to ride out.
Then, the creepy crawly things show up, and
either you are down or you're not at that point.
The monster bit then takes over and becomes
"Alien" with less suspense and a LOT more gushing blood visuals; we
also get to see who will emerge as our Sigourney Weaver character,
complete with (naturally) Characters Who Suddenly Become Rambo after
spending most of the film as pacifists with glow sticks and flares.
I won't lie--I was howling as "The Descent" turned into a
blood-and-guts action film, with scowling leads and strange sound
effects from our underground wildebeasts. But, after giving us
a movie that I was intrigued by, I was saddened to see "The Descent"
turn into every other movie that I've seen, complete with a revenge
plot and a Scream to the Sky (maybe one of the worst in film
history). I was not surprised to learn after the fact that
writer/director Neil Marshall also did the awful-yet-bloody "Dog
Soldiers", which went straight to the tube here in the U.S. a few
For $6.50, my friend Danielle and I had a
great time howling at "The Descent"; nope, not great, and I'm not
even really sure it was buzzworthy, but you will have a good time
for 90 minutes in this one if you enjoy gratuitous violence and a
camera that jitters so badly during action sequences you almost want
to turn away to avoid getting dizzy. I'm excited to see which
actresses emerge from "The Descent" as our next round of British
import stars; in the meantime, watch out for that pick axe!
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