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"Control Room"

Directed by Jehane Noujaim.
Release Year:  2004
Review Date:  7/19/04


Maybe I have just grown sour on all of the media and feature film/documentaries that aim to cast more doubt on all of the haps behind our "war on Iraq", but in "Control Room", a documentary about the Arab cable television station Al Jazeera, there was so little going on that even after an afternoon nap, I almost snoozed through half of this film.

Not that the station, a CNN for the Arab Muslim population in the Middle East, isn't without its own controversy--or, conversely, its merits--but after you have

  • followed the panel hearings on 9/11,

  • gone to see "Fahrenheit 9/11",

  • read articles on Bush, Chaney, Rumsfeld, Powell and Rice in the last couple of months,

  • lived in DC the last six months and/or

  • picked up a Washington Post Outlook section lately,

you get to feeling a little world-weary on U.S. government spin control, any highlights of Donald Rumsfeld deflecting criticism in the press, scenes of U.S. soldiers "liberating" Iraqi civilians by roughing them up or hordes of foreign policy experts talking about how out of line the United States is for invading a country in a witch hunt for supposed weapons of mass destruction.

I can't really say that any of these things individually is right or wrong, but in "Control Room", we don't get anything significant enough to register in a climate where similar messages are paraded out on television roughly five nights a week.  The documentary, shot and directed by Jehane Noujaim, is periodically very interesting as it details the coverage of the war in Iraq from the perspective of the Al Jazeera station, a station that seems to be trying to give us the war unfiltered...even if they may or may not be funded and programmed by individuals that have ulterior motives.  We also get a number of scenes where the filmmakers give us the perspective of many domestic and foreign journalists that were encamped at the Central Command base where U.S. officials made announcements to the media on a daily basis during the brunt of combat in 2003.  Also, some archived scenes of Iraqis spewing their hatred for the U.S. is sometimes interlaced between segments, to round home the fact that we are not exactly beloved the world over.

Like I said, there's some interesting stuff in here.  But, the storytelling doesn't drive it home as well as it would have been done in the hands of a more capable filmmaker.  Also, I didn't get too jazzed by the way Noujaim tried to paint the military spokespeople as being necessarily bad people for not giving the media everything they wanted in terms of knowing just where the U.S. had troops and armor units at any given time.  As one person explains later, "Other groups use your news as an intelligence report to know where our troops are stationed, and we're not going to do that!"  This seems to be lost on a number of the journalists at Central Command; one gets the sense that even in this environment, getting the scoop on where American tank units are precisely located is all that matters to some of these guys, and this really drives home the point that the media can sometimes be the most lethal enemies of intelligence, but instead I'm supposed to feel sympathy because the media doesn't know EXACTLY where our Bradleys are??

And, once again, the filmmaking team leans on the presence of Rumsfeld news bits to mock just how poor our military force command might be.  Rumsfeld is becoming the Will Ferrell of documentaries; just his presence onscreen is enough to draw laughter from even the most loyal of Rumsfeld's tiny fan base.  Here, the second he appears in "Control Room" for the first time, people in our audience just started laughing, like "Hey look, it's that asshole Rumsfeld!" and interfering with my ability to even hear just what bad quote Noujaim had pulled out of the archives.  Man, that Rumsfeld sure is one can ever take that away from him!

All of this, plus a scant 80 minutes of film, make this one not quite worth the price of a daytime ticket.  "Control Room" might have been better had I not already seen the 50-times-superior "Fahrenheit 9/11", but as it is this is required viewing only if you need to round out your experience in watching every film available that has tangential ties to the conflict in the Middle East or want to learn more about news coverage abroad.  Otherwise, skip it!

Rating:  Rental


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