"City by the Sea"
Directed by Michael Caton-Jones ("Rob Roy").
Written by Ken Hixon.
Starring Robert De Niro, James Franco and Frances McDormand.
Release Year: 2002
Review Date: 8/27/02
Here’s what is good about the upcoming Robert De Niro film “City by
the Sea”, which I saw tonight with my friends Aaron and Marnie, aka
“The Big Worm”—
Frances McDormand. Once again, the Coen
Brothers’ regular is great and lends another film with her vast
A very intriguing plot which is based on
a true story about a father (De Niro) that must pursue his son
(James Franco) on murder charges.
Otherwise, “City by the Sea” proves that the
month of September will provide for ridiculously-shitty films. De
Niro stars as cop Vincent LaMarca, a 25-year-vet of the NYPD that
discovers a body washed up in the morning tides of a local beach.
Turns out that body is a pusher named Picasso that was stabbed by
LaMarca’s son Joey (Franco) in self-defense, and the manhunt begins
for the cop’s son with the son’s father in charge of the
De Niro is giving performances these days
like he doesn’t care much about movies any more...it is amazing to
watch good actors work with bad-to-average directors, and director
Michael Caton-Jones (director of the Bruce Willis/Richard Gere
shitbomb “The Jackal”) definitely falls into this category. De Niro
is bad when he is not inspired, and he has been so bad in his two
films this year (“Showtime” was the other) that you forget this is
one of the greatest actors of all time. And, he is working with
only McDormand in many of his scenes, so one would think that
prospect would excite him...but, it does not. His other co-stars?
Anson Mount—biggest role to date before
“City by the Sea”? Britney’s lover in
James Franco—did breakthrough with his
small part in “Spider-Man”, but also appeared in “Deuces
Wild”...yeah, I didn’t see it either
Eliza Dushku—yep, she’s hot, but a good
actress, this “Buffy” co-star is not
William Forsythe—best remembered as the
bad guy from Steven Seagal’s “Out for Justice” and the bad guy
from Howie Long’s “Firestorm”; guess what? He’s the bad guy
You know how they say that in sports, teams
play to the level of competition on the opposite side of the field?
Well, I think that in the case of film, sometimes it seems like
actors just are happy to blend in with the other kids in the pool,
and if that pool is full of shitty kids...you get my drift.
The foreshadowing in “City by the Sea” is
textbook (you can guess what happens when De Niro’s partner doesn’t
“wait for the backup”, like all bad movie cops do), the emotional
numbers come through at the worst possible times (“Why weren’t you
there for me when I needed you most?” while a sniper is taking aim
at a lead character), and characters named Snake and Spider make for
a predictable experience. The movie had at least four hearty-laugh
scenes that were of unintentionally-comedic nature, and there was a
guy sitting next to Aaron that may have had the worst laugh in film
audience history. He also pulled the no-no of pulling out a
five-course dinner just as the opening credits rolled, annoying
everyone around him as he rifled through his plastic bags for his
“silverware”—a plastic knife and a spork, that genius concoction of
a spoon with three sharp edges at the end.
Now that I think about it, the spork is more
creative than this movie. Bad, not awful.
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exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
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it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
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yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard