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Yankees, baby!!!

Even though I am retiring from watching baseball games ever again, I loved this Yankees team, as much as I loved the late 90s teams.  And, I'm an A-Rod guy, so I'm happy the guy can sleep a little easier for four months until spring training and the inevitable "he's really only great if he can win multiple championships" criticism comes around...

Movie Reviews:

"Couples Retreat"
"Good Hair"

"The Informant!"

"Paranormal Activity"

"The September Issue"

"A Serious Man"




Essay:  The Dating Retirement Party

A lot of moms are happy that I'm off the streets and away from their daughters...almost as happy as I was on my big day, thanks to food, folks and fun



Essay:  Greece, Cyprus, Turkey...Oh My!!

Here's the math: Santorini + perfect weather = happiness





Game Reviews (Xbox 360):  "Borderlands", "Resident Evil 5"

Talk about night and day




Game Reviews (PS3):  "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune", "Uncharted 2: Among Thieves"

I honestly don't know why more people don't own a PS3, but these titles will help convert some of the masses


Warning:  reviews, roundups and essays may contain adult language (sometimes of a sexual nature), adult content and dialogue of an occasionally...well, VERY un-PC opinion by the author.  Also, broad, sweeping stereotypes occasionally populate the writing to back a larger point.  Read them at your discretion; you donít read Bellview because this is politically correct, so if you want something like that, read your local newspaper. 

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